SANTA'S RAMPAGE

The Night Before Ratmas
By Shorse
September 22, 2026
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About The Author

About The Author

Shorse was often heralded as one of the greatest philosophers in the western world. During his time as Coalz' Chief of Staff, he became friends with many world leaders, and enemies with many more. He decided that the modern schools of thought were outdated and invented "Thinking II".

He would often be found at prestigious events attempting to telepathically communicate with guests. The practice was found to be charming by those he tried to communicate, despite his baleful intent. He amassed a massive fortune, the source of which is currently unknown.

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