SANTA'S RAMPAGE

With the moment of independence squabbled, yet few elves remaining,
Saint Nick declared, “no matter, rebellious slaves aren’t worth retaining!”
Rather than keep the freethinking traitors,
Santa decided to clone more loyal ones, later.
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About The Author
About The Author

Coalz is a charity organizer, children's book author, and democratically elected politican from south east Texas. He felt that modern children's books were woefully insufficient at teaching our kids of the moral issues of their day, so he elected to change that with his best seller "Santa Rampage".

His other hobbies include running an online chatroom called "Change da World", running another online chatroom called "The Coalmine", realizing the latter was a mistake and blocking half the people active in said chatroom, having his high school friends slowly drift away from him, and his obsessive usage of Twitter.

You can find his Twitter account by clicking the link on the bottom of the page.

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