SANTA RAMPAGE

And there you have it! Or, I guess I did forget to tell you to close the settings tab afterwards. Do you think you can handle that? Come to think of it, I'm surprised you avoid choking on your own spit without us telling you not to. The fact that you were the sixth smartest person in your grade should cause some enormous reflection for the rest of them.
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About The Author
About The Author

Coalz is a charity organizer, children's book author, and democratically elected politican from south east Texas. He felt that modern children's books were woefully insufficient at teaching our kids of the moral issues of their day, so he elected to change that with his best seller "Santa Rampage".

His other hobbies include running an online chatroom called "Change da World", running another online chatroom called "The Coalmine", realizing the latter was a mistake and blocking half the people active in said chatroom, having his high school friends slowly drift away from him, and his obsessive usage of Twitter.

You can find his Twitter account by clicking the link on the bottom of the page.

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